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I understand if joke programming languages were outright banned, but I've seen them be used effectively to solve specific challenges before. My confusion essentially boils down to two questions:
1) What are the limits for these kinds of languages? For answers like this, it is pretty clear that when the language is used creatively, it is allowed.
2) What kind of edit would I be able to make to have the answer undeleted without changing the essence of the answer?