This admittedly popular and amusing question Coding in song - Representing music lyrics in a programming language of your choosing is unfolding in an unusual manner.
To me, the crux of the problem is that the question doesn't define any objective winning criteria. Essentially, the questioner has self-appointed emself as the Olympic judge who comes along after you answer to rate and score your answer.
If it were a popularity contest, then the objectivity would be "the will of the community rules" and it would be judged on upvotes. Since it is not a popularity contest, I believe it requires objective winning criteria or it is not a valid question.